[he charges in, knocking away two fish who were going to exit], Narrator: And also these guys. SpongeBob: You know what this means. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Only Patrick and Squidward are both shrunk now] It worked! SpongeBob: Mermaid Man? January 21, 2002See more... September 5, 2003 January 15, 2009 TV Announcer: The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! [he presses something on the belt. [pulls out his pickle] Good thing I still got this pickle! Squidward gets up and he holds his head] Grr. 9:44. SpongeBob: Woo! Squidward: Hello. (Slithers off to find the evil Moth as Barnacle Boy and Mermaid Man handle Man Ray and The Dirty Bubble) Man Ray: Finally some action! Squidward gasps in mock astonishment]. Airdate: There's evil afoot. Squidward: N-n-n-n-no. [shrinks Larry] Newsweek. (all gasp) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here tonight! After brainstorming ideas at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob and the crew meet to make the movie. SpongeBob: No, no! Nancy walks up], Nancy: Hi, SpongeBob. [giggles] I could just hang onto it till after work... all alone with Mermaid Man's belt. Patrick: Look, SpongeBob's giant! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Mermaid Man: Wait! Please don't tell! Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he? Pan over to Squidward] Hi, SpongeBob. I don't know how to unshrink him! Season №: SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, but you made me do it! Mermaid Man: N-nonsense, Barnacle Boy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against eeeeevil! Larry: Yeah, what's the difference? Heheh. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II" from season one, which aired on April 8, 2000.. Transcript [The exterior of SpongeBob's pineapple is shown.] Puff: Hello, SpongeBob. Squidward is disgusted] I wonder what this button does! Mermaid Man: N-nonsense, Barnacle Boy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against eeeeevil! You've shrunken everybody in Bikini Bottom! But it'll be with someone his own size. [SpongeBob uses Mermaid Man's belt and presses something to try and "regrow" Squidward. I've got an idea. List of episode transcripts Mrs. SquarePants: [gently and soothingly] SpongeBob. Chronology SpongeBob: Uh, I can do it! [he pants] Don't you know how to work that thing? [two fish are about to leave] This is serious! Nat: Hey, SpongeBob, I- [shrinks Nat] The other grabs a piece of paper outside the restaurant], Mermaid Man: If you wanna grow up strong like me... you gotta leave room for seconds. Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. [Squidward sees the "M" and gasps]. Wait up! They like each other! This is serious! Squidward: [to himself] I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me. He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life. "Idiot Box" Barnacle Boy: What a dive. [SpongeBob runs after them], SpongeBob: Hey guys! Wumbo, wumboing, we'll have the wumbo, Wumborama... Wumbology, the study of wumbo? Patrick: Come on. 4 years ago | 89.8K views. Previous Squidward: N-n-n-n-n-no! Patrick becomes the "Elastic Waistband," and gains the power to stretch his body to incredible lengths. Barnacle Boy: But this is ridiculous! [runs to the register] Away! [punches his brain] But there must be someone else who can help! SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, but you made me do it! Villain: [holds a baby's lollipop and he spots the whirlpool] Oh, no! But it'll be with someone his own size. Mermaid Man: By the power of Neptune! Eventually, Squidward, who is now charred, has had enough], Squidward: Stop! Get it off me! After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow, or the villain. Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. A TWITCH THOT Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: (Turns around) NOTICE ME SENPAI, NOTICE ME!! SMG4: (Running away) RUN BITCH! SpongeBob: Squidward, if Mermaid Man finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! We join Bikini Bottom's noblest, boldest, oldest superheroes as they bravely prepare for vacation. Huh? Let's see it. Squidward: Hey! [SpongeBob stops crying]. Barnacle Boy: Mumbling mories. Sarcastically] I'm shaking. Barnacleboy demands an adult-sized burger, claiming that since he is very old, he should no longer be treated as a child. Denzel Crocker 56,456 views They like each other! But I'll think of something. [shrinks Nancy; SpongeBob screams and makes a run for it] The two run out of the restaurant]. [the boatmobile drives away], SpongeBob: You forgot your belt! Hello? [he notices the town] Huh? [Patrick pushes Squidward and the pickle together and makes kissing sounds] Ick. Fish #2: SpongeBob, hi! Mermaid Man: He-he's-he's absorbing it like some kind of EVIL SPONGE! [SpongeBob screams, shrinks them, and catches them and their surf-gear in the jar. 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