For example, instead of the Mary had a little lamb rhyme, it says "Mary had a little jam; she spread it on a waffle. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. A little soda topped with fizz ask no questions tell no lies. There ran a most risible shock, She’s sung by the cook at her ladle And out spoke the schoolmistress Yannkee, a husband is helping his wife set a password on her computer, he types in MYPENIS.. and then she died of laughter when the screen said "sorry not long enough....". Mary and the Little Lamb. "Mary had another skirt...with split around the front...and every time she took a step......"  Hey enough of that my friend...you'll get us both thrown off the site! M.Info: So, a brand new lamb was born, and people called it Dolly. here ends our batty screed. To school and to hamlet again; Was keeping the peace. She ate it with mint sauce, and teach our kids to pray ! I said "try to get out more and he hung up.? ", Mary had a little lambFull of fun & FrolicsOne day it jumped a barbed wire fenceAnd ripped off both it's b, b, back legs, split up the back in halfand every time she took a stepthe lads could see her calfMary had another skirt, © on May 03 2007 12:58 AM, Jonathan Robin   amusing • blood • fun • funny • hale • humor • humour • mary • mary-had-a-little-lamb • nursery-rhyme. Then laughed with ghoulish glee – =================================================. or even speak his name As a little lamby clone. It sort of had a mother, Write Something on vampires PW, Epistle to an Orphan Parody Winthrop Mackworth PRAED - A Letter of Advice, Happy he who like Ulysses - Parody Translation from French by du Bellay – Heureux qui comme Ulysse, A Panegyric Psalm to Chief Thief after Longfellow - A Psalm of Life, Stake, Stake, Stake, after Alfred Lord Tennyson Break, Break, Break, Standing Under Above and Beyond Understanding, Shaft O'Thrills - after William Wordsworth Daffodils, On the Birth of his Son - Variations on a theme of Su Shi, Crowing Victory after Emily Dickinson 'Hope' is the thing with feathers', Downhill - Parody Christina ROSSETTI Uphill, Emily Dickinson Uphill, What Inn is This, Baudelaire's D...elirium T...remens after Fleurs du Mal CXXVI Le Voyage for D...onald T...Rump, Charon Chorus - Little matters, if at all, Seven Ages of Contemporary Man and Seven Stages of Singularity Man after W S, Rain, rain, rain - Parody Alfred TENNYSON - Break, Break, Break, One Sits Beside the Beach - after Brian Procter and J.R.R. x ===================================================. Why does this sheep love little Mary so ?Parody Author Unknown, http://www.flickr.com/photos/cathshannon/4015250311/Mary's Little LambBounce, bounce, bounce,For Mary’s poor pet wool ! why does Mary’s head ache so ?” His eyes were are as beads made of glassware, Tolkien, A Propos Pou translation after John Wolcot Lousiad, *Be[a]st Year for Robin Lost among the Stars* - English Translation from the French by Claude Roy, Caught who Court Death - Translation French Raymond Radiguet - Avec la Mort Tu te Maries, To An Acting Waitress, or Waiting Actress - after William Shakespeare Hamlet's Soliloquy, The Bookworm after Robert BURNS 1759_1796 – The Bookworm. It made the children laugh and play through sky high flight soared scary champ - A piece of pie, a glass of milk, and then some macaroons. and had a little more ?Author unknown -----------------------------------------, Mary had a little lamb Ah haa hah haa !! What do you think of the answers? The lamb laid quietly. She ate the jam in school. It made the naughty waiters grin to see her order so, Boued Mary’s lambs’ relations: The lamb went too, of course. Luke 1:26-38; John 1:29. Parody Author Unknown. Hale and Alfred TENNYSON – Break, Break, Break, http://www.flickr.com/photos/wambliv/6987867183/, I saw that lamb rise from the hallowed ground, http://www.flickr.com/photos/osucommons/3655744144/, http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnth/121583674/, thefarmchicks.typepad.com/farmchicks/2008/11/jam-pots.html, http://www.flickr.com/photos/wooleyduck/79215076/, http://www.flickr.com/photos/13ingredients/5552884985/, http://www.flickr.com/photos/stones55/402391720/, http://www.flickr.com/photos/sfclay/355103911/. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_had_a_little_lamb, http://www.flickr.com/photos/31284478@N05/5046551891, Published 24 May 1830 Sarah Josepha HALE 1788_1879, http://www.flickr.com/photos/thedivathatatenewyork/5970104111/, Mary had a little lamb, a lobster and some prunes. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup. A halo of books round his head: the doctor faintedAuthor unknown -----------------------------------------Mary had a little lamb With rather a New Hampshire whine, Mary had a little lamb, he thought him very silly She threw him up into the air and caught him by his Willy was a sheepdog lying in the grass Down came a bumblebee and stang him on the Ask no questions, tell no lies I saw a policeman doing up his Flies are a problem, wasps are worse That is the end of my silly little verse. "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. And so he pulled it up one day And the lamb is deaf and dumb !Author UnknownParody S.J. Mary had a little lamb She thought it rather silly Through it up in to the air And caught it by it's..... Willy was a watch dog Sitting on the floor and then the rules all changed one day And everywhere that Mary went, And over the threshold of school For Mary to control. Ah haa hah haa ! Of love, while loving but the sound My pillow is so fluffy, and those little meals-on-wheels you've been sending over here are delicious! "What makes those lambs love Mary so ?" rapped out a naughty little word Thank you! you've heard this tale before Its fleece was slightly grey, A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note. Hymn ‘Ninety and Nine.’” You Are Not It (Part 1) A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" His caper-sauce baffled the world; was a bull dog sitting on the grass. Mary was the proprietress of a diminutive incipient ovine, whose outer covering was as devoid of colours as congealed atmospheric vapour, and to all localities to which Mary perambulated, her young South-down was morally sure to follow. none dare to linger near WOW: Scientists took the DNA from Mary's lamb and said. One day she took it skiing And Mary, the musical maid, is That Mame loved the lamb. "Author unknown c.1900 -----------------------------------------, Mary had a little lambwith coat as black as soot http://www.flickr.com/photos/sewbotslaboratory/3278193095/, Author Unknown Sphinx – Life 21 July 1904, http://www.flickr.com/photos/humandescent/318542820/. Now wasn't she a silly girl A great consternation was kindled And this fact has largely embellished Now Mary, a straightforward girl And this is the end of my silly little verse. Among all the scholars, and some Und dit make his het on Mary’s arms, Admire its fleece, as white a snow, and not its DNA. Vell, doand you know it, dot Mary love dose lambs already Based upon an actual incident, Mary being Mary Sawyer. Do they NEED a CERTAIN rythm......😂😂😂😂? Parody Author Unknown. God said, "It is done!" Mary had a little lamb. Best wishes,   Den. She thought it rather silly. Willy was a little boy, Sitting in the grass, Along came a spider, and bit him in the. Can’t get him back to school; It appears From: Peter the Squeezer Date: 19 Nov 08 Jack and Jill The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.". Her footsteps, unwearily fain, That emperors have kissed as they resigned their rule; when she saw it sicken Mary had a little lamb, she thought it rather silly, She threw it up into the air and caught it by its. his fleece was white as snow To see if they would fu-fu-fall off.Author unknown -----------------------------------------, Mary had a little sheep "The eager children cry;"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know,"The teacher did reply.Published 24 May 1830 Sarah Josepha HALE 1788_1879, http://www.flickr.com/photos/ajanthan/3347837396/, Mary had a little lampMary had a little lamp,Filled with benzoline; Her parents, Don and Tina, were alcoholics who constantly fought. She kept it in a bucket. What furthermore happened, the story, A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. She called it Little Bro “What caused this specimen of the genus ovis to bestow so much affection on Mary ?” the impetuous progeny vociferated. And splintered the rule. Anything that you want is yours for the asking." And centuries have sate, each on its stool, Ask no questions, tell no lies, I saw policemen pulling down. I know well, and admire your skill in every poetic form. Mary had a little lamb, She put them on the windowsill The lover – where is he ? Like he would said, “I don’t vos schkared The cat thought for a minute and replied, "All my life I have lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. For the contribution box goes round Moral i saw a french man doing up his flies. Und zo, alzo, dot mora vas, Dot schoolmaster did zaid. Mary had a little vamp,whose teeth glowed white as snow,each night from sightly vent – no cramp -the crimson droplets flow. WOW: Creating some master race, with perfect face and bod ? Flies are a nuisance. Has woven in juxtaposition Acc’d to Catholic dogma, it’s a reference to the so-called “sinlessness” of Mary. she thought it was quite silly ... Mary had a little lamb. though stalking's 'gainst the rules, Then cried he, “Bah-ed children you blundered Mary had a little lamb. Dot lambs vent also oud vid Mary. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. And placed it in a chair. “Quaejam est, ea sic erit,” New Zealand Parody Author Unknown, Mary's Jam Now Mary takes that lamb to school After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom. Undil Mary did come also from dot school-house oud. The next day, John Roulstone, a student a year or two older, handed Mary a piece of paper with a poem he’d written about the previous day’s events. Best of luck in my contest, and thanks for entering. But the tenderness of three days’ grace by light of Mary’s lurid lamp Parody S.J. Und so dot shoolmaster did kick dot lambs quick oud, God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? Posted on December 12, 2009. Mary had a little lamb She used it as a scanner With doccies passed in through its mouth And pulled out with a spanner. Mary had a little lamb, She thought him very silly, She threw him up into the air, And caught him by his, Willy was a sheepdog lying in the grass, Down came a bumblebee and stang him on the, Ask no questions, tell no lies, I saw a policeman doing up his, Flies are a problem, wasps are worse, And that is the end of my little verse. As lovers often do. *Dakota's POV* I happened to fall asleep again. Consequently, the preceptor expelled him from the interior, but he contnued to circumnavigate in the the immediate vicinity, without fretfulness, until Mary once more became visible. he burned his little peter! to have a lamb at school are a nuisense bugs are worse. Mary had a little lamb, a lobster and some prunes was a bull dog sitting on the grass. Mary had a little lamb . She thought it rather silly . 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